Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
Swallow, count and repeat
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?